i've been watching for three years and this is the first time it's been noticeable that the river's been dyed green for St. Patrick's Day:
Alice in Wonderland, oh, why did you need to make up a story? Wasn't the original good enough?
Guess this will always be my favorite:
I've cooked dinner every night since Saturday, with only one major mess-up: too many brown bottles led to stuffed bell peppers seasoned with Premium fish sauce.
Didn't realize until they were in the oven.