thank god there is a cold stone creamery close to me

Dear Ice Cream Cupcake,

I have not stopped thinking about you for one moment since I found you. I have to have you. But, since last week was basically a food and drink orgy, I've made a deal with myself that I will wait a whole week before I buy you (in a six-pack? Who's sick idea was that?). So, you and me, next Monday.

Yours truly,

Deviant Housewife