And as evidenced by the fact that my sister's old docs were at $217 on ebay last I checked (with still days to go):
Those aren't her actual boots, as you can see below, hers met an unfortunate early demise from Hurricane Katrina:
This semi-sheer floral number is as close as I've come to living the look:
(A girl at the gas station offered to take this, and even though she cut out our heads, she did manage to get a most of the dress in.)
Since they say you shouldn't wear anything that you were old enough to remember the first time around, and since this looks a lot like a Contempo Casual number I used to wear in high school, this dress has no business anywhere near my body. But I sure do love it anyway.